Rep. Kent Calfee Chugging Hershey’s Syrup Is Such a Power Move I Can’t Help but Respect It

The Tennessean's George Walker IV snapped a photo of Rep. Kent Calfee taking a sip straight from a bottle of Hershey's chocolate syrup and it is phenomenal.

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Man, I feel like I’ve been typing “we don’t usually write about politics, buuuuuut….” a whole lot lately. But, sometimes, the duty calls and that’s just the nature of the content game. Worlds collide and we end up with amazing stories such as this one. Kent Calfee is a member of the Tennessee House of Representatives. After this photo from The Tennessean went a bit viral, though, I have a feeling he’s just going to be known as ‘chocolate syrup guy’ moving forward.

Something tells me that if you cut this man, he will bleed Hershey’s chocolate syrup.

I mean, to be fair, what else will get you going like some crackers and chocolate syrup? I love the move, though – right there in broad daylight, in front of everyone – colleagues, the media – it didn’t matter. That’s that #DontGiva mindset that the Bussin’ with the Boys crew is always talkin’ about. Kent Calfee damn sure #DontGiva. He wants chocolate syrup, so he’s going to consumer his chocolate syrup because he’s a big boy, all grown up. Fuck whoever tries to tell him he can’t.

Actually, do we know for sure that that was chocolate syrup? Just hear me out here – if you’re going to conceal something, what would be the LAST bottle anyone would expect to have some nefarious concoction in it?Hershey’s chocolate syrup. How many times have you ever seen a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup and thought, “I bet there’s whiskey in that?

I rest my case.

Big time props to George Walker IV for capturing this moment on camera or else we may never know it existed. This man is the hero this city needs. You can check out his full gallery of photos from the State of the State here.

Man, Kent Calfee. What a damn savage.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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