Folks, sometimes, I just can’t believe some of the shit that is caught on cold hard film in this day and age. It makes me incredibly grateful that smartphones weren’t around back in the days of my youth. But, as the EIC of an esteemed institution of journalism, I’m also incredibly grateful that it exists so that I have a steady flow of stuff to write about. Let’s take this monumental bitch slap, for instance.
You mess with the bull, you get the horns. pic.twitter.com/obBtEQdVzR
— Man of Mayhem (@fabiangib) January 29, 2020
BOOM. ROASTED.
If you look closely enough, you can actually see the moment this guy’s soul leaves his body and his corpse just collapses like an empty sack. It’s like the man throwing this bitch slap is a magician and made this man POOF and vanish into thin air.
There are few things in life more humiliating than taking an open hand slap to the face. One of those things is taking an open hand slap to the face that makes your body disappear into another dimension.
It’s like this dude’s slap amplified the force of gravity by a hundred. This is some comic book shit.
But, it’s just a lesson in pride and humility, guys. We’ve all been there before. Sometimes, you just wanna puff your chest out and talk some shit. Every now and then, it feels good. Gotta see who the king of the jungle is, and all that. But, homie you have to pick your battles. What in your mind saw that big boi and thought, “yeah, this is it?” You have to start smaller if you’re going to pick a fight at the approximate size of a meerkat.
The shove should’ve done it for him. This guy just effortlessly put him on the ground. The move there is to just tip your cap and move on, my friend. Instead, he got up, and big man didn’t have the patience for any more trash talk.
So, he just ended it. The finality of this slap is mesmerizing.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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