It’s WrestleMania SZN, y’all. We are indeed on the road, or should I say, pirate ship, to WrestleMania down in Tampa. There’s been a lot of speculation about the Women’s Championship matches and it looks like we’re getting Becky Lynch defending against Shayna Baszler.
At least, it looks like things were set into motion last night when Baszler showed up on Raw and LITERALLY BIT THE FUCK OUT OF LYNCH’S NECK.
Deal @QoSBaszler in. ♠️ pic.twitter.com/F04kY6NPfM
— TDE Wrestling (@tde_wrestling) February 11, 2020
You know, I’ve been saying for years now that the WWE needs to take the next step. Bring blood back and then start biting each other’s necks. Look how popular vampires are. This just seems like common sense. So, I’m happy to see the WWE finally taking my advice.
Shayna Baszler is the perfect person to start this trend. Who wouldn’t believe that she’s a vampire? She’s a fucking badass. Regular humans aren’t as badass as Shayna Baszler is. They just don’t make ’em like that anymore.
And, if you don’t think I’m here for this, you are sorely mistaken.
I am so completely stoked that they’re pulling the trigger on this because this is ten million percent THE match to have in the women’s division. If we’re indeed getting Baszler vs. Lynch -AND- Charlotte Flair vs. Rhea Ripley, then that might be the best pair of Women’s Championship matches we’ve seen at WrestleMania in a while. I’ll say it.
And, if we’re going to be gnawing on each other’s flesh, then hot damn, let’s GOOOO!
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