Did anyone have the year that White Claw had in 2019? I mean, for real – this brand took off and spread like wildfire. “No laws when you’re drinking claws” became a veritable battle cry for the citizens of the United States.
And, don’t get me wrong – for good reason. I love White Claw. Give me a Mango, a Black Cherry, or a Raspberry eight days a week and you’ll have a happy man on your hands (do we have to capitalize the flavors? I’ll have to reference my official SoBros Editing Guide). The taste of an ice cold White Claw is the official taste of summer, if you ask me.
Now, we know of some big big news for 2020. It looks like we’re going to get ourselves three new flavors this year.
On “The Table,” Gajiwala discussed White Claw releasing three brand new flavors in 2020. These flavors will be watermelon, lemon, and tangerine. Their current flavors include rasberry, black cherry, lime, ruby grapefruit, mango, and pure.
LFG!
Sign me right the hell up. Are you kidding me? I love lemon flavored things. I just bought a pack of soft Lemonhead sticks (think soft peppermint sticks) from down at the Cracker Barrel. I shovel those damn lemon Girl Scout Cookies down my gullet every year. Now, I get a White Claw to go with it?!?! GTFOH!
And, tangerine?!?! Don’t even get me started on tangerine. TRUST ME. You do NOT want me to get started on the tangerine. If I get started on the tangerine, I might never stop. I’ll just be writing about tangerines for the rest of my days until someone takes me out back and puts a bullet in my head. So, please…again…don’t even get me started on tangerine.
Watermelon?!?! WATERMELON!?!?! I can’t….this….I’m actually getting a little emotional right now. Tears are beginning to form in my eyes. There is nothing that encapsulates the spirit of summer more than the watermelon. If there is, it’s a White Claw….and guess what….now those things can be combined.
I am so proud.
Now, there’s no word on when these things will actually begin hitting shelves, but you’ve got to imagine it will probably be some time in 2020 since the dude said we would be getting three new flavors, and I quote, “in 2020.”
PS. Yes, that is just a photo of the inside of my fridge because no one can sue me over a photo that I took. Thank you.
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