Man, this coronavirus stuff has gotten crazy. Gatherings are being discouraged. Stuff’s closing all over the country. Here in Nashville, we’ve tried to shut down Broadway. People are being urged to stay home if they can. It’s nuts. Apparently, the Chicago Aquarium isn’t excused from that either.
The only difference between the Chicago Aquarium and the rest of the world is that they turned the fuckin’ penguins loose and let ’em take in all of the wonders that the aquarium had to offer.
oh my god, the chicago aquarium closed due to coronavirus, so they let the penguins run around and check out the other exhibits. (staff was present.) pic.twitter.com/YGa8CugymE
— Evan McMurry (@evanmcmurry) March 16, 2020
Gotta love stuff like this….especially in times like these.
A whole hell of a lot of negative stuff out there that’s causing a lot of stress for people. And, we all know stress isn’t good. In fact, I dare say that stress is detrimental to your immune system. I think that’s true but it’s wildly irresponsible of me to just openly speculate about shit like that so I’m going to go ahead and remind you all that I’m not an expert on anything and my word on *checks notes* literally anything means nothing so that my lawyer doesn’t have a fit.
Anyway, the point is that it was good to see some happy shit on the timeline.
Can you imagine what these penguins are thinking?! “What the fuck is this?” What the fuck is that?” Just “what the fuck” in general. It has to be cool as shit to be a penguin right now. I don’t know if the penguins know they don’t have to worry about the coronavirus or not. There’s probably no way to tell for sure, and it’s kind of a shame that we’ll never know. But, I like to think that they know. I would love to be a penguin right now and not have to worry about this.
Was that the aquarium’s office at the end of the clip, though? What the hell were they doing in the office? Why is no one talking about this twist at the end? Fuck, man….this like a Christopher Nolan movie.
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