It’s certainly a whole hell of a lot different this year, but there’s still nothing quite like WrestleMania Sunday. Months of preparation and build have led us to this day. So, you can damn well believe that once WrestleMania starts, your boy “Big Natural” is going to have a drink in hand, posted up, and enjoying pro wrestling’s biggest holiday. So, of course, considering it’s drinking game season, we can’t do it without putting our own WrestleMania 36 drinking game out there.
Bring you a bottle, pour your favorite poison, find a safe way home if you’re not drinking at home, and let’s get shwasted.
WRESTLEMANIA 36 DRINKING GAME
TAKE A DRINK IF/WHEN…
*You hear the catchline ‘too big for one night’ or someone mentions this is the ‘most unique’ WrestleMania ever.
*Someone hits their finisher.
*Anyone uses a foreign object (reminder: a ladder is not considered a foreign object in a ladder match).
*Gronk is on your television screen.
*Braun Strowman is announced as Roman Reigns’ replacement…you must also roar when you take this drink.
*Undertaker speaks.
*Kane and/or Big Show shows up in the Boneyard Match.
*Anyone successfully executes a spear.
*They show the clip of Shayna Baszler biting Becky Lynch’s neck.
*Anyone mentions the history between John Cena and Bray Wyatt. Take another drink if you see a puppet at any point throughout the show.
*Edge hits a Conchairto.
*Otis gets his Macho Man-Miss Elizabeth moment with Mandy Rose.
*We see the sick Drew McIntyre training montage again.
*Montez Ford takes another back-breaking bump like he did the other night.
*We get a solid “coaching” segment between Daniel Bryan and Drew Gulak.
*John Morrison does a moonsault off of a ladder. Actually, you know what? How about you just drink any time someone jumps off the top of a ladder.
*Any cuck storyline gets air time.
*Someone…anyone….interferes in the Kevin Owens-Seth Rollins match.
*Anyone has new tights (‘Mania season, baby!)
TAKE A SHOT IF/WHEN…
*Someone slips up and plays to the crowd that isn’t there.
*A title changes hands.
*A match goes 20 minutes or longer.
*Anyone on the entire show bleeds.
*A literal child wins a championship.
That’s it, folks. Let’s get lit. And, as usual, if you’re not planning on drinking from the comfort of your own home, be sure to find a DD or utilize ridesharing apps such as Lyft or Uber. We don’t want anyone to die. Otherwise, HAPPY WRESTLEMANIA! LET’S GOOOOOOO!
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