Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
@StoneyKeeley is fansonly the strip club quarantine response like restaurants are doing with curbside pick up?
— sobrostan (@sobrostan) April 9, 2020
Answer:
Mose and I actually talked about the quarantine options for strip clubs on a recent episode of the Power Hour – they’re delivering food topless, and doing drive-thru strip shows, which I am completely enamored by as a fan of operations and logistics, of course. How do they make that work?
OnlyFans is a viable option, though. There are a lot of people out there hustlin’ on that OnlyFans game. Shit, I’ve even thought about launching a SoBros OnlyFans and getting naked myself. We’ve all gotta make money, Stan.
Question:
Have you guys picked up any new hobbies since your quarantine lives began? Also how often do you have special guests on your show? I would love to collaborate with you guys soon!
— Film Optix (@FilmOptix) April 9, 2020
Answer:
No new hobbies….we’re all just working along like it’s business as usual. By the time, the day’s over, I’m usually just emotionally drained, so I’ll spend some time reading and then it’s on to the next day.
We don’t have guests on the show too often…at least not yet, anyway. But, always happy to collab – if you’ve got any idea, feel free to shoot me a DM.
Question:
What fucking day is it
— The Colored Out of Space (@Xenoxands) April 9, 2020
Answer:
April, I’m told.
Question:
Weirdest lockdown porn watched to date?
— Woody (@woodfinx) April 9, 2020
Answer:
You know – I haven’t gotten to that point yet, Woody. There’s all kinds of porn with medical masks out there right now, but I’m sticking with my night club gang bangs and Mama’s Family parody porn right now.
Question:
You’re in the mall and need a quick bite. Who are you hitting up? pic.twitter.com/AI4zNosZNA
— . (@MeWeFree_) April 9, 2020
Answer:
This clearly wasn’t a mailbag question, but it showed up in my Twitter feed, and I just had to weigh in. Panda Express is the absolute G.O.A.T. of mall food. Don’t get me wrong – I like a good Auntie Anne’s pretzel or a Cinnabon as a snack.
But, if I’m at the mall….and I’m hungry…..I’m going balls deep into some Panda Express. Hell, back in the day, when you couldn’t get decent Chinese food around Gladeville/Mount Juliet, I’d go to the mall JUST to get Panda Express. Those were the glory days of my life – I’ll never forget ’em. Begging my mom to take me to Hickory Hollow or Rivergate mall, hitting up KB Toys and maybe coming away with a new wrestling figure or two, and then chowing down at the Panda Express.
I love Panda Express. I will never NOT love Panda Express. If Panda Express ran for President, I’d race to the polls and vote for them.
Question:
If you could pick any of the Ninja Turtles to be president which one would you choose?
— Lady May Queen (@brittbutspooky) April 9, 2020
Answer:
Leonardo is the natural leader, but we’ve seen what the ‘natural leader’ brings to the White House for decades. So, I’m going with Donatello. Let’s bring some science, reason, and logic to the Presidency.
Question:
Now that Wrestlemania is over, what’s the one match you want to see at next years????
— Brandon Vick (@SirBrandonV) April 9, 2020
Answer:
Man, Mose mentioned Edge vs. Aleister Black on the latest episode of Checks and Championships, and that would be an absolute banger. I’m so pumped that Edge is back that I’m almost thinking exclusively of potential Edge matches.
But, I think I’d also like to see a big time title program between Drew McIntyre and Aleister Black, too. Shit, can we get an Edge vs. Drew SummerSlam feud while we’re at it?
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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