Every Friday, we here at the SoBros Network like to give you a proper sendoff into your weekend. Something to make you laugh, something to make you happy, something to make you cry, whatever you want to call it. But, anyway, we figured why not give this special column a name? So, here we are, folks – it’s the Friday Feel Good. On this week’s edition, we’re going to take a look at the monstrosity that is the cotton candy burrito.
Alright, ladies and gentlemen – another long hard work week is in the books and we’re inching ever so closely towards another #GinFriday. Fuck, man – I need a strong G&T tonight. So, for this week’s dose of positivity, I’ve come across this monstrosity known as the cotton candy burrito, and I just had to share it with you guys.
This cotton candy burrito is made with 3 flavors of cotton candy, stuffed with 6-8 scoops of cotton candy ice cream, a ton of fruity pebbles, and sprinkles! Would you try it or too sweet for you? pic.twitter.com/NQeSIZtpG2
— Food Porn (@LetsEatRich) May 24, 2020
Man, I’m not a sweets guy to begin with so this is as hard a pass as you can dole out from me. But, I’m fascinated by the idea of cramming as much sugar as possible into something and eating it. It’s like the other day when I spilled half my bottle of Old Bay into my mashed potatoes – I still had to try it just ’cause how do you NOT take in that experience?
This seems way too sweet for me, but if ever there was a time to indulge in something like this, it’s on a fun Friday night. LFG.
Happy Friday, guys – whatever you do, stay safe out there. Celebrate life. Wave at the haters. All that stuff.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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