Hermitage is becoming a hotbed of news around the Nashville area. Not too long ago, some people got shot in a parking lot in an apartment complex, AND I just found out that a Bonfire: Mongolian Grill is about to open up next to the new Lady Jane’s. I’m telling y’all, Hermitage is ground zero for breaking news. Now, I’m going to add to this happening area with this EXCLUSIVE report that you won’t find anywhere other than SoBros Network (local news agencies, please give photo credit to ‘Stoney Keeley of SoBros Network’ for use on your programs). As of 5:29PM yesterday, someone left their fucking Zaxby’s in the middle of Lebanon Road at the intersection of Old Hickory Boulevard.
Just a tragic story here, folks.
I have no idea how this happened. My sources say that they just pulled up to the red light at the intersection of Lebanon Road and Old Hickory Boulevard, and noticed right away that a tub of Zaxby’s was out in the middle of the road. The passenger was ready to hop out of the car to save this fine bucket of culinary delight. But, the light turned green, and unfortunately, they were unable to rescue the Zaxby’s.
But, I’m sure it’s still fine. So, if you’re reading this, and this Zaxby’s belong to you, please return to the intersection of Lebanon Road and Old Hickory Boulevard to reclaim it. I’m sure it’s still good, and good Zaxby’s should never go to waste.
Folks, this is a developing story. Updates will be provided as we receive them. If you, anyone you know, or anyone you know that knows someone who might know, know anything about this Zaxby’s sitting in the middle of the road, please e-mail us at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com so that we can keep the good people of Hermitage and the world informed of this potentially traumatic situation.
(Editor’s note: Zaxby’s rules – #2 with five fingerz all day (that’s what she said)).
Also, PS. We can’t confirm that that bucket is actually from Zaxby’s.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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