Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter.
Question:
Is that @SirBrandonV ?
— Ryan Hogan (@lonesome_hobo) September 10, 2020
Answer:
Actually, that is SoBro Bonez – he sat at the table for our panel discussion on the fall season and our pumpkin/fall beer tasting that will premier next week on the SoBros Network Facebook page and YouTube channel.
Question:
What’s the status of the applebees
— Cold Means Ghosts (@Xenoxands) September 10, 2020
Answer:
I saw it this morning when I left Starbucks. It’s still there….still standing….we still don’t have any money, though.
Question:
Question for the skeleton, how do you maintain your figure?
— escape goat (@thebrettclark) September 10, 2020
Answer:
I’m gonna send this one over to SoBro Bonez….
SoBro Bonez: “
Question:
Since everything crazy has gone down this year, when does the alien invasion hit us in 2020?
— Patrick Criswell (@PatCrizzy) September 10, 2020
Answer:
On the contrary, my friend – I don’t think the alien invasion actually happens.
Just think about it from the aliens’ perspective. They roll up on planet Earth in the year 2020 and see everything that’s going on, and they’re probably thinking, “damn, y’all – we don’t have to do anything. We can just ride this out and no one will have to fight.”
They don’t have to lift a fucking finger. Just wait long enough and we’ll wipe ourselves out and they can just move right in easy peasy, no resistance, no questions asked.
Question:
Are giraffes brown with white cracks, or are they white with brown spots?
— Tom Hanks & the Guilty Pleasures (@SoBroCadbury) September 10, 2020
Answer:
I’ve spent hours looking at photos of giraffes for this, and I think I’ve arrived at this answer.
My dad was a paint and body man, and I spent a lot of time as a teenager helping out at the shop. Seeing the way giraffes are designed reminded me a lot of painting a car, so my answer is coming at you from that perspective.
If I were to paint a blank giraffe, I would put a base coat of white paint on it. Then I would mask off the spots, and hit it with a coat of brown paint, polish it up and boom – giraffe.
Therefore, giraffes are white with brown spots.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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