Y’all think you’re having a rough Tuesday because your boss is asking you to actually do work today? Bored with your day job because it just isn’t fulfilling? Need a little inspiration to get your mind right? How about the fact that you don’t have to worry about grown ass live creatures eating you at every turn? Does that make you feel better about your boring life?!?! At least you’re not like this turtle that is having to fight tooth and nail out of an alligator’s mouth just to survive and advance.
Turtle said “see ya later alligator” pic.twitter.com/Db6945wZYD
— StanceGrounded (@_SJPeace_) September 19, 2020
Hey, that is some BAMF shit right there out of this turtle. Nothing but respect for the wherewithal to stay focused on the task at hand – that task being to not get eaten by an alligator. That is very literally a life and death situation and this turtle rose to the occasion. It could very well be the Tom Brady of turtles.
I will say that this turtle runs like we run in dreams when a serial killer is chasing, though. You ain’t gotta be quick if you’re that durable, but I am kinda wondering what the hell this gator is thinking. Surely, it could just snap to its left and chomp down on our dude here with minimal effort. Is it slow and lazy? Or, did the turtle just get in its head like LeBron James clearly lives rent-free in Paul Pierce’s head? That gator wants absolutely nothing to do with that turtle, but is going to go back and tell its gator friends about how everyone else is afraid of that turtle. This gator’s going to puff out its chest like eating a turtle one time in 2010 still matters in 2020.
Is this the LeBron James of turtles? The question’s worth asking.
I think we gotta ask how this turtle ended up in this spot, though. Like, you don’t seem to be doing a good job of being a turtle if you’re just wandering into an alligator’s mouth. Don’t get me wrong – we absolutely should be celebrating this turtle’s intestinal fortitude. That is clutch city. But, it could also be a coaching moment. It just needs a turtle coach to come in and say, “hey buddy – maybe next time don’t go so close to them gators.”
That’s all I’m saying.
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