The SoBros Mailbag #125: Would I Willingly Catch Covid in Exchange for a Titans Super Bowl?

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Answer:

My gut reaction was ‘fuck yeah’ but then I thought about this one a little bit.

I am probably one of the least healthy people I know – I drink a lot. I eat like shit. I hardly sleep…maybe a full eight hours once a week or so. Once I started working in an office, I got EVERYTHING that went around, including both strands of the flu in the same year. When I was younger, I was diagnosed with asthma. I know that probably doesn’t sound good, but by and large, I feel pretty healthy. I do work out regularly. I feel pretty recharged and healthy when I DO get a good night’s sleep without drinking a bottle of gin beforehand. But, let’s be real – we still don’t have a fucking clue as to what this virus does. I don’t know that that’s some shit I want in my body. It’d probably be smart of me to just avoid it altogether.

Plus, here’s what I realized, Stan. The Titans don’t need this voodoo bullshit to win a Super Bowl. I fully believe that this is a Super Bowl contender as is. I don’t think I’m going to have to wait too long for ’em to win one, much less just get to one.

I’m good.

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I would probably be a bulldog – just some stocky little fuck slobberin’ all over the place. I would definitely be a tennis ball dog – just throw it around, let me fetch it, let me chew on it, and I’m happy. I’m a simple kinda dog. As far as treats go, I would literally eat anything. I pretty much already eat like a dog.

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It’s an easy ‘Matlock’ from me. All due respect to Perry Mason, but Perry Mason can fuck right off. We’re ride or die for Matlock in this household.

Question:

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I have – honestly, wasn’t too impressed. Didn’t think it was the right style of heat, and the ‘chicken’ flavor just kinda reminded me of the smell of cat food. I wasn’t in on those, but man, the chicken and waffle Lay’s were an all time great potato chip. There’s a great article/video idea in here somewhere. Might have to start reviewing these.

I think some Old Bay chips exist somewhere out in the world – seems like I’ve seen someone post about ’em on social media. If not, that’s my answer. Also, do we know if anyone has tried an everything bagel chip? ‘Everything’ seasoning is some next level shit that’s good on anything – why not put it on a chip?

Question(s), from Chad on Facebook:

What’s your favorite brand of gin to use in your G&T on #GinFriday?

Do you miss going downtown and seeing the pedal taverns filled with #WooGirls?

We going to see a repeat of the 2016 game winning Hail Mary this weekend against Georgia? #GBO

Answer:

My man Chad comin’ in clutch with the A+++ triple decker question this week. Let’s break this down.

1) I like to try a lot of different brands and styles of gin, but honestly, since I discovered Castle & Key, I haven’t bought anything else. Love the assortment of botanicals and it is incredibly alcoholic, so it gets you where you want to go in no time.

2) I don’t miss the pedal taverns one bit, Chad. What I do miss is hopping in a Lyft (so I don’t have to drive in traffic), hopping out on 2nd Avenue, and climbing up the stairs to Buffalo Billiards, where you can have some beers, watch some sports, eat some wings, smoke a cigar, and get the downtown ambience without all of the downtown congestion. I’ve been itchin’ for a night at Buffalos for a while now.

3) Man, believe it or not, but I actually like the Vols’ chances in this game. If Guarantano shows up, they’ll be able to hang with Georgia. I wasn’t as high on the Bulldogs coming into the season, and I’m still not. While I think the SEC East is Florida’s to lose, this is a big time prove-it game for the Vols, and it wouldn’t surprise me at all if they pulled off the upset.

Question:

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Man, I’m not gonna lie – I worked on the “sequel” for quite a while, and then I paused because I felt like it made me look like a stark raving lunatic. It was on my to-do list for roughly three months late last year.

But, maybe I didn’t quite realize the scope of my work. Shit, I didn’t realize it was THAT appreciated – maybe I need to dust it off and work on it again…

Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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