If each of the SoBros walked into a horror movie, these are the characters I think they would be.
The SoBros as Horror Characters
1. Steven McCash: Dr. Frank-N-Furter in The Rocky Horror Picture Show – Once you get to know Steven, you won’t be surprised when he unexpectedly makes a situation incredibly sexual.
2. Stan: Leprechaun in Leprechaun 3 – Leprechaun ends up in Las Vegas to live debaucherously and do a little bit of murdering. I can just see Stan at the casino trying to win big, but also granting the patrons deranged wishes.
3. Joshua Huffman: The Football Players in Beetlejuice – Okay, so the football players aren’t the brightest in this movie, but they are still dedicated to their coach even in the afterlife. I feel like Joshua would appreciate that kind of player-coach relationship.
4. Rooster: Kay Lawrence in The Creature from the Black Lagoon – The love that Rooster has for cryptids and creatures is no secret to SoBros Nation. There’s so way that she wouldn’t set out on an exploration to find what’s hidden in the deep.
5. Mose: Randy in Scream and Scream 2 – Mose would’ve had the entire mystery in Woodsboro solved by the first act based off his knowledge of all different genres of movies. Also, Randy and Mose might have a pretty similar physical media collection.
6. Cadbury: Jason Voorhees in the Friday the 13th franchise – One of the last true mystery men of the world, Cadbury pretty much embodies everything that Jason Voorhees is. Their both men of the outdoors and know how to take care of themselves in the wild
7. Brandon Vick: Eric Binford in Fade to Black – Brandon is the only other person I know who watches more movies than Eric Binford. Their passion for film and actors is unmatched.
8. Stoney Keeley: Alan Foster in Castle of Blood – Alan Foster is a skeptic journalist who spends the night in a haunted castle on “All Souls Eve.” His goal is to prove that none of Edgar Alan Poe’s stories are based on true events.
Stoney knows quite a bit about haunted houses, but still has a disbelieving side. I think he would absolutely get down to the bottom of these ghost stories in the name of journalism. For the brand.
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Brittany Fernandez is a Lifestyle Writer for SoBros Network. She’s a Nashville native covering events on the local scene, B-movie horror reviews, and everything in between. Her go to karaoke song is “No Diggity.” Follow on Twitter: @brittbutspooky
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