I am a big fan of pickles. I’m also a big fan of sandwiches. But, in my entire 34 years of living on this planet, I’ve never thought of making a sandwich out of pickles. *mind blown gif*
I guess we’re learning about how disarming putting things on sandwiches is to our sandwich-making creativity. Like, if the pickles are ON the sandwich, I would probably never think to make the sandwich OUT OF pickles. Maybe there’s an opportunity here for us to #BeBetter and take those blinders off when we’re making our sandwiches. I might try something like making a sandwich out of an onion now.
Anyway, while this story did inspire a surprising amount of thought and self-reflection, the point of it was to show you guys these badass fucking sandwiches that are made out of giant pickles.
These are pickle sandwiches pic.twitter.com/aIdGSBTTDn
— Food Insider (@InsiderFood) November 3, 2020
YOOOOOOOOOOOO – who came up with this idea?! Can we make them President? This is the kind of stuff that gives me faith in our future as a nation. It’s a testament to modern engineering – autonomous vehicles, space ships, and sandwiches made out of giant fucking pickles.
Nothing hits like a good pickle when you’re craving a good pickle. Everyone knows that – it’s a craving that can take ahold of your entire body. All it takes is traveling to just outside Philadelphia to get one of these bad boys, and don’t think a pickle craving isn’t powerful enough to make you want to travel to Philadelphia. It is.
I think we’ve learned a lot about science and ourselves here today.
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