You Better Wind up Like This Guy If You Really Wanna Land That Haymaker!

I don't know what form of theatre this is, but this dude's dramatic windup is the prototype for an effective haymaker!

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I haven’t been in a whole hell of a lot of fights in my day. So, maybe I’m not the one to be breaking down fight film. But, I felt like this one was just too damn amazing to pass up. This is something the people need to see and I’m here to deliver.

This is like how kids used to dance at hardcore shows.

What a flair for the dramatic! I don’t know what kind of theatre this is, but I can tell you unequivocally that it is my kind of theatre. I am now a theatre fan after watching this.

I have no idea what happened. Did he slip? Or was this the move? This is what he thought would get the job done. I don’t even know what the job would be in this situation. I’ll tell you one thing, though. That’s HIS house!

I’ve never wanted so badly to see something that didn’t happen in my entire life. I’m dying to see what that punch would’ve looked like had he thrown it. He either would’ve eaten the porch, or he would’ve sent that man’s tooth to the fucking moon.

Maybe this was supposed to be an intimidation tactic. He’s like a peacock fluffing up his feathers, except the dude wearing shorts and a jacket didn’t bite one bit. Maybe he’s the one I should be writing about in this clip. Stone cold stunner ain’t scared of NOTHING.

Yeah, now that I think about it, it HAD to be an intimidation tactic. Otherwise, he would’ve just punched him instead of shoving him into the wall, right? I don’t know – I’m just spitballin’ here. He generated so much power in the windup that there was no way he could control it enough to throw the punch. That’s just physics, folks.

PS. the traffic sign next to the door is a nice touch on whatever is happening at this place.

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