Alright, y’all – ‘Best of 2020’ Week is rolling along this morning, and now, I’m going to give you all a glimpse into the analytics behind the brand. I’m sharing the 10 most-read SoBros Network posts from 2020. At the time of this writing, 4,991 SoBros posts have registered at least one pageview this year. That’s insane. There’s a lot of good shit in there, and there’s a lot of fun shit in there, too. It’s like I always say – SoBros Network is the Kesha of Nashville-based websites. When we wanna have fun, we’re as fun as ‘Tik Tok,’ but damn it – when we get serious, we’re as good as ‘Praying.’ LFG!
The Top 10 SoBros Articles of 2020
10. Baker Mayfield Is Pure Sex – link – This article is the reason ‘Baker Mayfield bulge’ and ‘Baker Mayfield penis’ pop up in the search terms people use to find this website on the line. *rolls eyes* – I don’t take it back though. This one registered 1,027 reads in 2020.
9. Top 5 Sun Chips Flavors – link – It’s another gift that keeps on giving. I don’t know why no one else has thought to right a journalistic piece exploring Sun Chips flavors, but we seem to have cornered the market on it. People are searching it, and they’re finding us. This thing was read 1,106 times in 2020, despite being written IN 2016!!!
8. Don’t Deny Isaiah Wilson’s Mama a Hug on Draft Night – link – Hey, listen – that’s that viral viral good good stuff. You gotta get on it quick if you want the numbers! Right away, I knew that was a hilarious moment that Titans fans would want to take note of. I might not have sources and shit to report actual news, but damn it – I can get you guys the fun stuff right away.
7. Work Smarter Not Harder: The Ol’ Wine and Tea Quarantine Fakeout – link – Listen….this is just in keeping with the times. You gotta give people relevant content – what they WANT to read, and what so many people wanted this year was a way to drink alcohol while working from home and coping with everything. This one was read 1,602 times this year.
6. Nashville, the Prostitutes at the Ravin Hotel Are Taking Over – link – Folks, at this point, this is THE gold standard of SoBros Network articles. Despite being written in 2018, it is STILL doing numbers. At this point, this thing has been read over 17,000 times.
5. We’re Gettin’ Three New White Claw Flavors in 2020 – link – Nothing, and I mean NOTHING moves the needle these days like White Claw.
4. Apparently, There’s a Subculture of Middle Aged Women Getting Naked for the Kansas City Chiefs – link – Any time you talk about anyone getting naked, it’s going to get clicks. I’ve learned that much in my seven years of writing. But, this one was picked up on People I Want to Punch in the Throat and we got a nice several-thousand-strong push from that.
3. Yes, Bring Back the Vintage Seahawks Uniform – link – This one is a true testament to the fact that you never really know what’s going to “go viral.” You might think you have an inclination, but you don’t. This stupid post about a fun Photoshop got 6,281 pageviews, and it took me 10 minutes to do.
2. Review: Buffalo Wild Wing’s Down South Margarita – link – In my opinion, Brittany is the real winner of 2020. This thing was read nearly 9,000 times and was even shared by Buffalo Wild Wings themselves on social media. Not to mention, it’s a margarita made with MOUNTAIN DEW and served with a SLIM JIM!
1. NFL Draft Drinking Game – link – I hate that this one was read over 10,000 times. If I’m being honest with you guys, the drinking games are a lot of fun and they always perform well. But, I struggle with whether or not they’re really emblematic of the SoBros spirit. I know, I know – I’m an old curmudgeon that just needs to shut up and take my victory lap.
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Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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