Look, I don’t know what the fucking rules are anymore. It’s just full-on chaos out there in the streets at this point. Kids these days – they’re just doing what they please, and they’re getting Tik Tok famous for it.
Maybe I do sound a bit like the old man shaking his fist at the clouds, and really – there’s no room for me to judge. I grew up with Jackass, doing dumb stuff with my friends in all kinds of environments.
One time, we thought we’d be funny and go to Target and start filling up a buggy with all kinds of random stuff. The “prank” was that we’d leave it full in an aisle somewhere and walk out. The problem was that we put a bag of dog food on the bottom of the cart and it ripped going around a sharp curve. Dog food spilled all over the place and we ran for the hills until secure caught us, stopped us, and made us pay for the dog food.
Still, as wild as we were, to my knowledge, I don’t think any of us were jumping up on the bagging station in our underwear, screaming, and pouring milk all over our bare chests.
Walmart is always on some other shit pic.twitter.com/LllDDbe4gf
— Autonomous Nigga Instinct (@SomaBinLaden) January 3, 2021
Props to this dude for having nimble feet, no doubt. I would have busted my face open if I tried that. They’d be mopping up blood off the floor instead of milk. Also, a big Kelis fan so props for that, too.
My only critique of this video from an athletic standpoint is the dismount. Perfect score from me if he lands it, but he doesn’t….’cause like…there’s milk all over the floor and his feet. That tailbone is going to be sore in the morning. So close, yet so far away.
Now, I’m not saying anything about this video is actually normal…but it takes a particularly maniacal turn when the guy screams at the worker on his way out the door. I’m not sure what that was about, and maybe his friends should check in on his mental well-being.
I like that one lady getting that little girl out of there like she doesn’t know what’s about to happen and definitely doesn’t want the little girl to see it. Grade A mom instincts right there.
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