I’m not going to lie, guys. In my nearly eight years of running SoBros Network, I’ve become pretty jaded when it comes to internet content. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen “the internet has been won,” watched the video, and totally just rolled my eyes. Considering all the ridiculous shit I’ve written about through the years, I judge your liberal use of the term ‘winning‘ in this context. Just know that – but today….I have to say, something has been brought to my attention that genuinely made me pause and consider whether or not a clip was worthy of the ‘internet has been won’ distinction. Guys, it’s a dog with dentures.
Everybody go home. The internet has been won. pic.twitter.com/gubCAbVJ5Y
— Anand Giridharadas (@AnandWrites) February 4, 2021
A DOG WITH DENTURES! The internet remains undefeated. It’s a tale as old as time itself. This is exactly what the internet was invented for and we, the people, are all the beneficiaries of it. And, as far as ranking viral videos goes, I don’t think this one is getting the love it deserves. This shit should be on Good Morning America RIGHT. NOW! Instead, this denture-less man is going to have to settle for making the front page of SoBros Network. Now, on to the video breakdown.
First of all, hearts out to the guy trying to play guitar and sing without having his dentures secured. That’s a tough job no one should have to do. You gotta tie those bad boys down. One stray tongue movement and those chompers go flying.
Second of all, what are the odds that the dog picks them up and they fit perfectly inside his mouth? That’s gotta be one of those ‘you’re more likely to get struck by lightning’ kind of stats. But, shout out to this good boi for being the ultimate opportunist. I bet his track record against things dropping on the floor is flawless. Is his name Thomas? Did I catch that right? A dog named Thomas is PERFECT for this video. I’ve watched it a hundred times. I just can’t believe it – someone please contact Good Morning America.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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