The SoBros inbox is a veritable shit show at times. We get stuff all the time from brands trying to get us to write about their products. Usually, I’m all “no free advertising,” but I had to pass along this awesome and ridiculous hot tub from Kona Brewing. They wanted me to include their beers in some sort of “best beers to drink during the Super Bowl” article, but nope – that’s not the move to me. They’re going to be so pleased, I’m sure. But, I just keep landing on this hot tub and now I feel compelled to make sure you’re all aware that this hot tub exists.
Why? A couple of reasons. First, who makes their own hot tub with their logo on it and tries to sell it for $2,000?!?! Second, I actually like Kona Brewing, and find their selection of beers refreshing and rather enjoyable. Big Wave Golden Ale….Longboard Island Lager…Hanalei Island IPA…all solid choices, and if you stop by my place at any given time, there’s a good chance I’ve got some in the fridge. So, I don’t mind being a shill for Kona for no financial reason at all. This shit is sick.
Courtesy of the Kona Brewing Co. website:
Take a moment for yourself with this ultimate staycation must-have. With the Kona Brewing Co. hot tub and Kona swag pack, it’s never been easier to find time to unwind, relax, and enjoy a perfect Little Vacation right in your own backyard. Be sure to pair with an ice-cold Big Wave and your closest Ohana – the holidays have never been so refreshing. One life, right?
In the same spirit, we are making a $10,000 donation to PangeaSeed Foundation. We aim to do our part in keeping the planet clean so that everyone, regardless of where they live, can continue to enjoy a Little Vacation in their own backyard. Check out PangeaSeed Foundation here: https://www.pangeaseed.foundation/ and see all of the great work they’re doing to further the conservation of our oceans.
They also note that shipping is included in the $2,000 price tag – thank goodness we cleared that up. I’ll spend $2,000 on a HOT TUB, but if it costs me $100 to ship it, I’m out. Also, it comes with two pint glasses. Really gotta sweeten the deal there. Look how happy those people are in that hot tub, though. Don’t you want that to be? Well, it can be. For $2,000. This is the perfect piece for the back deck – personally, I’m going to fill mine with Big Wave Golden Ale. Then, I can simultaneously drink it and butt chug it.
I guess I’ll play nice and add that drinking a Kona Brewing beer during the Super Bowl is the best move to make if you’re going to drink beer during the Super Bowl.
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Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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