Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com.
Question:
If you could reboot any show what would it be?
— Steven McCash (@MC_Cash75) April 1, 2021
I’ve got 2. Scrubs and New Girl
Answer:
My gut reaction is The Office because I love that show so much, but I honestly have no idea who they could get that would even remotely come close to the cast that made that show so perfect. It might be one of those things that are just better left untouched. So, I’m going to dig even further into the vault for this one….I’m going to go with Cheers. Just something about the camaraderie of the bar, and the humor in it. Feels like it would be good to have something simple and heart-warming in 2021 – there are a ton of complex shows out there these days. Let’s simplify it – give me something that I can feel like I’m apart of, y’know?
Question, from Steven on Facebook:
Thoughts on hospital socks. I wish I could buy these comfy bastards in stores.
Answer:
The photo you sent looks like the peak of comfort:

But, now I have to know what it is that differentiates these socks from ordinary socks. I think you’ve just given me a rabbit hole to go down this weekend.
Question, from Instagram:
My question relates to your Twitter call for questions… is that guitar for your cat? And if so, I have a follow up question.
Answer:
It is a guitar for the cat! That sumbitch is trying to scratch on everything, so we had to set some stuff out around the house for him to use so he wouldn’t tear up the furniture.
Follow-up Question, from Instagram:
Okay. What can your cat play on that guitar?
Answer:
Oh….no….wait…it’s not a real guitar. I’m sorry I’ve misled you. It’s just cardboard. He likes to fuck with that little feather thing and pull at the fake strings more than he does actually scratching it. I even looked over the other day, and he had somehow managed to get the damn thing on top of him. Bucky likes to *ahem* get buck.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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