We have a great blog of fashion to get to today, folks. That’s what we all come to SoBros Network for, right? For all the latest clothing news and fashion tips. The summer is approaching and there’s literally no better place on the internet for you to start getting your summer ‘fits in order. And, fellas, I’m talking directly to you. No, this isn’t a MANSCAPED ad, though MANSCAPED is offering listeners of The Unofficial Titans Podcast on SoBros Network 20% off and free shipping with the promo code ‘SOBROSTITANS20’ at checkout. That’s MANSCAPED.com – your balls will thank you. Today, I’m going to be passing along my experience with the infamous Tik Tok leggings.
This all started as a practical joke between Stan and myself. I made a flippant tweet about trying on the Tik Tok leggings. Stan essentially said “bet you won’t.” I said I would if he bought them for me, and lo and behold, he’s a man of his word. He called my bluff, so I called his bluff in return, and he delivered. A real integrity move. But, that also meant that I had to hold up my end of the bargain and post this video of me trying them on.
Fellas, the Tik Tok leggings work on us too. pic.twitter.com/6mNz4NjCw8
— Stoney Keeley (@StoneyKeeley) March 26, 2021
Wow! What a difference these leggings make! Usually, my ass looks like Danny Devito’s from Big Fish. As you can tell, I am no stranger to the camera. I know how to sell these Tik Tok leggings. If you’re gonna put your ass out there, you gotta shake it a little bit, y’know? Also, thank you to those of you who checked in about my back. It’s doing great. I just forgot to do my yoga the morning this video was shot.
This was a clip of self-discovery, though. I learned something about myself on this fateful day. These things were so comfortable, the light bulb went off for me. I completely “get” yoga pants now, and am now an advocate for all humans to wear them. Now, whatever you do, you absolutely cannot let anyone see you from the front if you have a penis. These things leave absolutely nothing to the imagination, and if you aren’t cupping your junk with both hands, then anyone within 10 feet of you will be able to see the exact shape and size of your junk. But, that shouldn’t be a problem as long as you have two hands. Otherwise, I think it’s time we officially state that these Tik Tok leggings work for dudes, too. This was a huge confidence boost for me and my Danny Devito ass. I am going to wear these things all over town this summer. I might even do a full SoBros broadcast in them. But, don’t take my word for it – the reviews of my ass are in and let’s see what the people are saying:
That ass is fat as hell.
— chai ♡ (@ChaiBunnyBby) March 26, 2021
By the way, if you didn’t think I’d get every bit of content that I possibly could out of this stunt, then you don’t know me very well. Happy #GinFriday – go have a good weekend now.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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