No blog on the internet is on the cutting edge of space, science, and technology quite like SoBros Network is. It’s what we do – inform the people and allow them to prepare for the future. Today is no different. We’ve covered technological advances. We’ve covered the war on humans, as the animal kingdom rises up to take back the world from the human race. We’ve talked about cryptids. All of the things that threaten the advancement of the human race. And, folks – we’ve got to have another big serious discussion again….because I read this report from Science Alert, and I just can’t help but think the aliens are on our doorsteps.
“We have presented the discovery and characterization of ASKAP J173608.2-321635: a highly-polarized, variable radio source located near the Galactic Center and with no clear multi-wavelength counterpart,” explain a team of astronomers led by Ziteng Wang of the University of Sydney in Australia.
You gotta make the effort to go read this full story because it’s nuckin’ futs. I know it’s really hard to do that in this day and age – go and read shit. But, it’s worth it. In layman’s terms, there is basically a radio wave that is making contact with Earth. I am a scientist, therefore I can say “in layman’s terms” and it’s not some pretentious bullshit coming from a know-it-all. Actually, I shouldn’t make that joke – really feels like literally saying “I am a scientist” is hard to talk down in the event someone sues me for claiming aliens are contacting us. Just scrap that line from your memory and we can move on.
My main point here is that there’s some shit spouting off at the center of the universe and we have no clue where it’s coming from. So, basically, not to cause panic or anything, but this could very well be the end times. I don’t know what we’re doing here on this planet. I don’t know who put us here…if we’re some titan’s Sims game….or if we just grew out of the primordial ooze and developed dicks and tits and shit. In my scientific opinion, there’s no evidence of anything ever because as we say in the research industry, you can make data say whatever you want it to. But, I don’t think it matters, and I’m not sure this is the place to be sorting out the meaning of life (spoiler alert: there is no meaning). The big takeaway here is that somebody somewhere has fucking found us.
The gig is up. They’re firing radio signals at us, and the stupidest thing we could do is hunt them down. Do you want to be eaten by aliens? Then, just leave that radio signal where you found it and move on. It’s not worth it. So, if you leave here with anything today, I hope it’s that you should probably start prepping for an alien invasion.
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