Nothing like a good old fashioned alley fight to send us into our weekends. And, folks – we have a doozy here today. I can’t quite figure out what exactly this is all about. Sounds like homeboy was leaving the gate open? Or, he’s…putting his shit…on the gate? I don’t know. I can’t understand what’s being said here all that well. But, I heard ‘gate’ and the dude points to an open gate, so let’s just roll with that. This man puffing out his chest and talking some vile shit is about to learn a cold hard lesson, and it’s a reminder to me that the more they talk, the more likely they are to not to do a damn thing.
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Damn, those bushes almost made it out of this bit alive and then at the last second, they just get rocked with that man’s corpse. I mean, I guess we have no choice but to respect the fact that he just kept getting up after being knocked out. And, they say zombies are fictional – buddy, I just saw one in real life in this video. What I absolutely cannot respect is the weird finger swipe that triggered the onslaught. What the hell was that? Did he just try to smack this man with only his index finger?
He learned real quick that you don’t want to start anything with an old man that isn’t afraid of a fight. That dude delivered a vicious open hand strike that sounded like someone dropped a watermelon off a balcony. I laughed so hard at the “oh really?” when the guy got his bearings about him. It was as if he was surprised that this man could fight, but NOW he’s ready to really give him the business since he knows what he’s up against. But, what happens? He clumsily stumbles over the trash can and ends up on his ass, eating fists. This man starts throwing HEADBUTTS, and down goes our tough guy. I’m thinking that’s it! But, I couldn’t believe my eyes when he got back up on his two feet.
I think that pissed off the old guy – like, he was willing to take it easy on this guy if he would back down, but once he saw that this Terminator motherfucker wasn’t going away, he decided to start delivering BLOWS. Hits that dude with a solid slug and the man is eating the brick wall. But, HE STILL GETS UP! It’s unbelievable. So, the old guy hits him with a punch that sounded like someone hit a basketball with a baseball bat. He grazes his chin with another shot and the guy goes down AGAIN! This is unreal. Just when we think it’s over, zombie man gets back up and that’s when we take this to the bushes, where zombie man is folded in half.
I’m convinced this video keeps going but Twitter only lets you upload clips that are 2:20 or shorter. Dude probably just took another quick power nap and then got back up again. He’s still getting back up somewhere to this day. But, how many times was he knocked out cold?!?! I don’t know what’s more impressive – this wily veteran’s fight skills or zombie man’s desire to get back up and get hit. I’ve never in my life seen a man so committed to getting his ass kicked.
I hope we’ve all learned an important lesson here – DON’T FUCK WITH OLD DUDES THAT AREN’T AFRAID OF A FIGHT. Old guys in a fighting stance with a twitchy unpredictable fist remain undefeated. He should’ve walked away the moment that man put his hands up and didn’t match his blind rage energy.
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