I can’t stop watching this clip of these two guys covering the LSU Tigers bickering back and forth. It’s just amazing internet content, so before we break it down, let’s just jump right into it in case you haven’t already seen it this week.
100% dropping “I’m gonna put your drawers in the crack of your ass” on someone the very next opportune moment I get. pic.twitter.com/eP13R1iWPH
— Stoney Keeley (@StoneyKeeley) October 26, 2021
Now, Twitter detectives remain undefeated – it was quickly pointed out that the man who is never listened to is Charles Hanagriff. And, the man saying he was going to put his finger in Charles’ ear is Richard Condon, who judging by the comments section, is known for a bit of a ‘shock jock’ vibe. I have no idea what the dynamic is like between these two. I should state that up front – I’m not a fan of LSU, I don’t keep up with their broadcast programming. We have no context for this video here in Nashville, Tennessee – I’m sure some LSU fans will correct me on something, and if you’d care to fill me in on it, by all means, hit the comments section and I’ll add it to this post. But, for the sake of what we do here at SoBros Network – we’re just judging this based solely on the premium internet content that it is.
I don’t know what Mr. Condon was doing prior to the conversation about the strength & conditioning coach, but hot DAMN – he must’ve struck a chord with Mr. Hanagriff here. It was like the whistle blowing on a tea kettle, but you can’t get to the stove quick enough to stop it from spilling over. Then, we quickly cut to a clip of them talking about Billy Napier, I assume, coming from Louisiana-Lafayette and taking the vacant LSU job at the end of the season. That man screamed “I’M NOT PUSHING NAPIER” from the depths of his soul. I don’t think I’ve ever screamed something that vehemently a day in my life. That is a man on the brink – that is a man that has had all the right buttons pushed.
And, just when I think it couldn’t get any more dramatic, Condon drops the absolute quote of the year….maybe the quote of the century, when he says “I’m gonna put your drawers in the crack of your ass.” Absolute bully move – you can use all the profanity you want…say all the vile things you want….but folks, there is nothing more dominating than that. At that point, if you’re Hanagriff, you have no choice but to stand up and start swinging. That’s the law of the jungle. That man just boom roasted you. He called his shot, and now if you don’t do something, you’re going to be picking cotton out of your butthole. Now, obviously, this is a professional setting and I’m assuming cooler heads prevailed. But, under different circumstances, I would’ve advised Hanagriff to throw a drink on Condon and then open-hand slap him in the face. That’s the only way – if Condon engages in fisticuffs after that, then we’re gonna find out who the better man is. That’s the only fair way to settle it all.
Regardless, I can’t wait to drop “I’m gonna put your drawers in the crack of your ass” on someone the next time I’m engaged in debate. Someone in the comments asked, “is this real or is this entertainment?” Honestly, my answer would be that it doesn’t matter one damn single bit. This is gold either way.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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