The SoBros Mailbag #173: Bucky’s Belly, Horror Villains, and Salt Bae

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Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…

Comment, from Brandon on Facebook:

I like his belly 

Answer:

This is in reference to the picture I shared while calling for mailbag questions this week:

This picture was born out of a conversation Aura and I had earlier in the week about Bucky and his fat belly. She made a comment about how she can really notice how fat he truly he is when he “sits in that one pose.” Well, she finally caught the pose on camera, and I immediately recognized. “Ah, yeah – that’s the one.” And, yes, I do love his belly too.

Question:

Answer:

I think there are two approaches to this – one, what’s the easiest way to get it over with? If that’s the case, give me The Invisible Man so that I don’t see it coming (does he count as a horror villain?). I don’t want to take any fucking crazy violent trauma with me to the grave, y’know? Two, if I’m going to die regardless, who is going to give me the best chance at a warrior’s death? I can’t be throwing hands with ghosts and all that supernatural shit – so who’s the answer? Michael Myers? Jason Voorhees? Gotta be one of those two.

Question, from Olivia on Instagram:

What song makes you immediately turn the radio off/skip to the next? For me, it’s “Waiting on the World to Change” by John Mayer.

Answer:

Whoa, whoa, whoa, we’re just sniping John Mayer here on the SoBros Mailbag this week! For me, it’s “Wipeout” – that laugh, to this day, gets on my fucking nerves. Fuck that song. Other than that, it’s any Sam Hunt or Florida Georgia Line.

Question:

Answer:

Absolutely – to borrow a term from the professional wrestling universe, salt bae strikes me as the type of guy who is going to get his shit in before he can go home. Gotta run through all the catch phrases, the signature moves, the poses…all that stuff before he can finish. That’s the only way he can get to it.

Also, why the fuck are we talking about salt bae again? How is salt bae still a thing?

Question:

Answer:

To give you a serious answer, yeah – you know, I dabble a bit in some creative digital shit, so I wouldn’t hate the idea of putting SoBros NFTs out there. But, honestly, the idea of downloading my brain as an AI is more fascinating than anything. I don’t know who would want it, but that would be fucking wild.

Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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