Ah, yes – another Thanksgiving weekend is in the books. It’s hard to believe it, folks, but the holidays are officially here. Time for all of those beloved, time-honored holiday traditions – decorating the Christmas tree, perusing the Christmas lights at the Opryland Hotel, and of course, dressing up as The Grinch and scaring the shit out of some kids. That’s right. That’s what the holidays are all about…this nice time of reflection on the year that was, the appreciation of loved ones, thankfulness, and seeing a child running away screaming in terror.
The kids wanted to meet the grinch so their parents arranged it and this happened
— StanceGrounded (@_SJPeace_) November 19, 2019
“My kids wanted to meet him”
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First of all, that is a second rate Grinch. That looks like hobo Grinch, emerging from a dumpster behind the Waffle House. Maybe that’s why these kids were so scared. Not because of the monster, but because they thought they were about to be robbed.
Man, watching this video, now we definitely know which one of these kids would be eaten if a bear was chasing ’em. Homeboy didn’t wait around to make sure his sister was okay. That fight or flight kicked in, and he was GONE. Sorry, sis…nice knowin’ ya. Of course, we have to hold the parents accountable here.
“My kids wanted to meet him” probably doesn’t mean the kids were cool with the Grinch just jumping out of the fucking woods. Just be transparent with us, lady. You wanted a viral video. You got a laugh. We got a laugh. Your kids are scarred for life and may never trust you again. Hope it was worth it. Happy Holidays!
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