I’m a big fan of art imitating life and vice versa. It’s a bit of a sweet spot for me – one of those rare moments in time when creativity and the realistic laws of physics interact in a way that stimulates the brain. That’s what we have to talk about here today, folks. In what appears to be an honorable street fight between two willing participants, some guy (in red pants, no less) comes running in and tries to kick a dude in the face. What happens next can only be described as violence of the highest order, and I swear this shit looks like a brutal finishing move from the dramatic art form known as professional wrestling.
This is when he realized he fucked up! pic.twitter.com/HQ2BW15kiL
— Imposter (@Imposter_edits1) November 14, 2021
Listen, folks – there is a reason that professional wrestling is so popular. If you don’t believe me, just listen to that crowd erupt when homeboy hit his finisher on this poor soul. That was a pop for the ages – the crowd was roaring. And, rightfully so – that man yeeted him into the ground. It sounded like someone dropped a sack of potatoes out of a helicopter. Quick thinking on the big guy’s part to quickly realize that all he had to do was fall on top of this guy to put him away. Red pants was still barely hanging onto reality when big boi started throwing hammer fists to his face before people were able to pull him off. Just an unreal street fight move – we’ve often wondered which pro wrestling moves would be most effective in a real fight, and now we can check this one off the list.
Also, I called this kid a ‘poor soul,’ but I really don’t feel sorry for him. If you’re going to come running in and try to cheap shot KICK someone in the fucking face, you deserve whatever comes to you after that. The crazy part is that the kick actually connects! And, big homie just eats it and then lifts this scrawny little fucker up for the ride of his life. This isn’t just putting someone in a blender….this is putting someone in a blender and then throwing said blender off of the side of a mountain….and then throwing the mountain down on top of this guy.
Fuck around and find out, y’all.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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