It’s always somethin’ these days, I tell ya what. It seems like no one wants us to have any fun anymore. Last I checked, this was America, but I guess that doesn’t mean you can breastfeed your pet shaved cat on an airplane full of people anymore without someone asking you to stop and put your cat back in its pet carrier. SMDH, what have we become, people?
Full story courtesy of The Daily Mail:
A female passenger on a recent Delta Airlines flight stunned her fellow travelers and cabin crew when she was reportedly observed breastfeeding her pet cat and the woman refused to stop when asked by a flight attendant.
Hotlanta, baby! No better way to kick off a trip to the Dirty South than by openly breastfeeding your shaven cat on the plane, if you ask me. But, I guess this is frowned upon in this establishment now. I thought the whole point of modern times was to become more progressive and considerate of others – what does Delta Airlines have against cats suckin’ tiddy in the middle of an airplane?
Oh….oh the cat was “crying for its life?” Yeah. Seems bad. I don’t know what the goal here was. The lady tried to pass it off as if her shaved cat was a baby, and honestly, I think we need to address the possibility. Seriously…some babies are just fugly. Did anyone at Delta make damn sure that it was a cat and not actually a troll baby or something? I guess this lady really wanted to cuddle her cat and thought maybe if she just pretended it was a baby, no one would notice.
I’ve never compared a baby’s tooth to a domestic house cat’s, but I’d imagine cat’s teeths are 10 times sharper and worse for your nipples. That’s a bold play by this woman to sacrifice her own body just to hold onto this cat. This is some Mick Foley diving off the top of the Hell in a Cell shit – this lady is like the Cactus Jack of breastfeeders. I’m not going to lie – I wish they would’ve let her. She’s that dedicated? Yeah, you just go on ahead and go for it in my book, lady. I one million percent support you.
The story also references Delta’s website stating how they support a woman’s right to breastfeed on a plane. We just don’t know what their policy is on breastfeeding animals, which is hilarious that we even have to ask that in the year 2021.
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