Well, folks – I have a confession to make. I had no idea that the people at the Duke’s Mayo Bowl were such ruthless human beings. After seeing how they completely stuffed Seattle Seahawks linebacker Bobby Wagner in a locker, this is definitely a conglomerate of individuals that I simply do not want to fucks with. All Wagner did was call mayo disgusting and say he never puts it on anything. But, apparently, that’s all it took for Duke’s Mayo Bowl to go full-on scorched Earth on Wagner and just post a screenshot of the current NFC West standings.
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— Duke’s Mayo Bowl (@DukesMayoBowl) December 8, 2021
Call the morgue I’d like to report a dead body. That’s who you call to report a dead body, right? The morgue? I think that’s right. Anyway, I can’t imagine Bobby Wagner saw his day going like this. You’re just answering total normal football questions about mayonnaise at press conferences one moment, and the next, you’ve been blindsided by a bowl game. Tough scene.
The Duke’s Mayo Bowl is going to be sick, by the way. Steven and I talked about it on this week’s episode of the College Football Roundup. On one side, you’ve got Sam Howell and the North Carolina Tar Heels. You know that sonofagun is going to want to put some A+ tape out there as he’s got his sights set on the NFL. On the other, you’ve got an overachieving South Carolina Gamecocks team that is going to be hungry for that mayo. I can’t wait. This is on my list of the most underrated and slept on bowl games of this year’s schedule.
Now, we just need the fuckin’ mayo bath to actually happen
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