Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question:
Since this is the after dark edition what is the weirdest coital contraption you've ever seen
— Wolfman Von Cemetery IV (@Xenoxands) April 22, 2022
Answer:
Well, when you put out the request for mailbag questions at nearly 10PM the night before, you can’t expect to get a lot of responses. That’s the case this week, as we only have one question to get to, but man oh man, is it a doozy. If one question was going to be asked, I’m glad it was this one.
Y’know – I’m not here to judge anybody, but I think I’d definitely go with the cock cages. These things (it’s an Amazon link, but obviously NSFW). Maybe I just need to be enlightened on what exactly they’re used for and what the thrill of using them is, but to me, I look at it and I can already feel my cock getting pinched. It’s like putting it in a trampoline spring or something. And, how does it work? Do you fuck with the cock cage on? That seems dangerous. Also, it’s obviously built for a limp dick, so what happens if I get hard? Is my dick going to press through it like a meat grinder. WHAT IS THIS THING? I just ordered one, so I’ll let y’all know how it goes.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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