Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question, from Aura sitting right next to me in the theater before Top Gun: Maverick started:
Movie snack power rankings
Answer:
This is a pretty easy one for me because I don’t stray too far from my usuals at the concession stand. For my money, you just can’t beat a good box of raisinets. That’s all I usually get (and of course an ice cold beverage), but if they’re out of raisinets, I’ll settle for cookie dough bites. And, of course, a good old fashioned tub of popcorn never fails either. 1. raisinets. 2. cookie dough bites. 3. popcorn. That’s it. That’s the extent of my rankings.
Question:
If you could create a portal to anywhere/any time in the universe where would you go
— Wolfman Von Cemetery IV (@Xenoxands) July 7, 2022
Answer:
That’s such an interesting question – there are so many places and times I’d like to go visit, but if I had to stick to just one choice, I think I’d scoot up about 300 years into the future…anywhere really…just to see what kind of shit show this bitch becomes. I also think that by then, if everything goes well of course, we might’ve figured out aging and maybe I could enjoy a much longer life. That’s assuming I can get back to my current timeline, too. Everyone wants to romanticize the past, and I totally get that, but you swing back about 600 years, get sick, and see what happens when you can’t just go get your antibiotics. Then, get back to me about how awesome the past is. Oh, and no air conditioning? Fuck that.
Question:
Best 3 lunches to combat the TN heat
— Dom “Warm Beer” Oxenham-Morris (@doxom85) July 7, 2022
Answer:
Honestly, I don’t know what this says about me, but my immediate reaction was “Mexican restaurant – just an order of chips and salsa, and a margarita.” I don’t know how plausible that is for a lunch during the work week, but that’s what screams “summertime” to me.
I’d also go with a nice Luau Salad from Jonathan’s Grille, and a Mediterranean Veggie Sandwich from Panera Bread.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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