I can hardly believe it, folks. Here we are yet again – another kickoff to another NFL season. We can say it yet again, loud and proud, FOOTBALL IS BACK! Tonight, we have ourselves quite the match-up brewing between the defending Super Bowl Champion Los Angeles Rams and the favorites to win the AFC, the Buffalo Bills… two of the best offenses in the entire league. There should be some fireworks in this one! So, we gotta do what we do best on these momentous occasions – it’s time for another SoBros staple drinking game. This time, it’s for Bills-Rams.
As it stands, the Bills are the current favorites at -2.5, with a point total set at over/under 51.5. I like the champs. As much as everyone’s riding the Bills’ coattails this summer, the defending champs are usually money in this game, and I think people are sleeping on this Rams team in general when doing their prognostications. And, give me that over. With all of the firepower on the field for this one, it could be a fireworks show! For what it’s worth, ESPN’s Match-up Predictor favors the Rams at 55.7%. This one should be a fun one, and guess what! We’re going to amplify the fun by getting sloshed!
BILLS-RAMS DRINKING GAME
TAKE A DRINK IF/WHEN…
- Someone mentions the Rams going “all in” to win the Super Bowl.
- They show a football coach named ‘Sean’
- They show clips of the Rams winning the Super Bowl. Take an additional drink every time the Lombardi Trophy is seen.
- Another drink every time they allude to Matthew Stafford “finally winning the big one.”
- These first four rules could get you alcohol poisoning alone, so here’s one to keep you hydrated: take two sips of water every time Stefon Diggs catches a pass.
- Any quarterback gets sacked.
- There’s a fumble. Another drink if it’s recovered by the defense.
- Stafford amasses 25 passing yards.
- Josh Allen amasses 25 passing yards.
- A different player rushes the football (yes, this is a joke about how neither of these teams has a true #1 RB).
- Cooper Kupp takes a ball 10 yards (rush or reception).
- Von Miller makes a tackle. Drink again if they mention he used to play for the Rams.
- Aaron Donald‘s insane training regimen is mentioned. Double drink if they show him swinging a helmet at a player.
- Someone mentions that Tre’Davious White is injured…
- There’s a lead change. Yes, every time either team takes the lead, you take a drink.
TAKE A SHOT IF/WHEN…
- There’s a defensive/special teams touchdown.
- Dawson Knox scores the first touchdown of the game.
- Stafford tallies 10 rushing yards.
- They actually hit the over (51.5).
- The Bills cover the 2.5-point spread.
As always, stay safe out there and drink responsibly! If you drink, don’t drive. Do the watermelon crawl. FOOTBALL SEASON IS HERE!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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