Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question:
@SoBrosNetwork Question for 9/30 mailbag: Did you ever try the Cinnamon Roll flavored snickers bar? I'm not a big Snickers guy but I saw them at Walmart a few months ago. They were in a turquoise wrapper.
— Armchair Prudence (@armchairprudent) September 27, 2022
Answer:
I’m not the biggest Snickers guy either (really, I’m not the biggest candy bar guy in general, no disrespect to Snickers), but I am an absolute sucker for gimmick flavors. Fruity Pebbles candy bar? Okay, I’m in. Pumpkin pie flavored Kit Kats? Lets’ go. What I’m saying that if I had seen a cinnamon roll Snickers, I would’ve tried it. But, I haven’t seen it yet – I’ll have to keep an eye out for it. I’m not sure if you can still find ’em, but at one point, they did a hazelnut Snickers, and it just about ruined my life because I ate so many of them. Probably my favorite candy bar ever.
Question, from Jesse on Instagram:
What’s your favorite account that you follow on Tik Tok?
Answer:
You mean aside from @dangerzonevideo??? I still love @peteyusa – I don’t know that I’ve ever found a brand of humor that so perfectly aligns with my sense of humor. I also love @chefreactions – that dude is hilarious. And, I recently discovered @magic.ray2594 and went down a rabbit hole watching all of his videos. People can talk their shit about Tik Tok, but there’s something genius about the way comedy is evolving on that platform.
Question:
The wife just watched Split for the first time. What’s your fave M. Night movie? I’m torn between Split and The Visit.
— McCash (@MC_Cash75) September 30, 2022
Answer:
Man, I still look at Signs as one of those hallmark movies in my life. That was the first movie of his that I saw, and it completely blew my mind. It was the height of his twist-porn, and to this day, the scene from the birthday party where they capture the alien on video walking down the street sends chills up my spine. I never slowed down to think about it, but his stuff is probably a big inspiration in a lot of my short fiction and I never even really realized it.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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