I don’t want to toot my own horn, but I do distinctly remember saying somewhere in the annals of SoBros Network that former Alabama running back Brian Robinson Jr. would be a great pro because his exceptional pass protection skills would get him on the field quickly and once there, he’d show off his talent. I’m not bragging, I swear. I’m just saying that that’s how things have panned out for Robinson with the Washington Commanders so far. He has been a valuable addition to that offense, and he proved it again yesterday as he rushed for 105 yards and caught a touchdown reception, too.
But, we learned something new about Robinson yesterday after the Commanders beat the Atlanta Falcons 19-13. It’s that the man is a real friend’s friend. You need a buddy to help you get your big hat company off the ground?? Look no further than the Commanders running back! All he’s going to do is don that big ass hat in the locker room and try to sell a few for you when he’s talking to the media. We all deserve a friend like Robinson, someone who’s really willing to go out on a limb and lay out for us.
Brian Robinson said his friend has a “big hat” company. “If you want a big hat, let me know.” pic.twitter.com/KXm3GCJWO1
— Sam Fortier (@Sam4TR) November 27, 2022
I don’t know who needs a big hat. Do you guys know anyone that needs a big hat? Have you ever needed a big hat and not been able to get one? I mean, shit…they look pretty cool. It’s kind of comical on the surface, but when you stop and think about it, this is actually a brilliant marketing plan because now all of us jokers on the internet are having a laugh and writing about it.
How many people are going to try and buy one of these things as gag gifts this holiday? How many content creators are going to try and find one for all of their videos moving forward? Is that one just me? I don’t know. But, I want one. Robinson is such a great story this season, anyway – now, we learn that he’s there for the homies, and it just makes him that much easier to root for. Now, somebody get me a big ass hat.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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