Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question, from Nashthecity on Instagram:
What Nashville restaurants should we follow?
Answer:
There’s a ton of great accounts based out of the Nashville area, and I absolutely love the food city that Nashville has become. Some of my regular go-to accounts for food porn include (but are not strictly limited to):
- Daddy’s Dogs
- Memo’s Mexican Kitchen
- Rosie’s Twin Kegs
- M.L. Rose
- Nectar Urban Cantina
- Hurts Hot Chicken
- Audrey
- Dino’s
- Brave Idiot
Question, from anonymous on Instagram:
Does Ryan Armstrong or Steven Whitehouse have the biggest wang?
Answer:
I think there’s only one way to find out – we need to have a wang-off. Settle this dispute once and for all. We might could even get Trouble Spirits to sponsor it.
Question:
The top, Masters of the Universe and Lite-Brite were added to the Toy Hall of Fame. What toy from your childhood should be inducted?
— McCash (@MC_Cash75) November 11, 2022
Answer:
Oh, it’s easily the old school WWF Hasbro action figures to me. Simpler times, man – they didn’t have all of the points of articulation that wrestling figures would go on to have, but there was something charming about their hard plastic simplicity. Throw in that the scarcity of the later lines made them hot ticket collectors items, and it’s damn near the perfect toy phenomenon to me. Most people would buy a Cadillac or a Rolex as a status symbol for when they “make it,” but not me. I’m holding out for that green card 1-2-3 Kid.
But, if I have to pick one single, specific toy, I think I’m going with the Ghostbuster firehouse, and thank you for reminding me that this thing existed. I love a good trip down Memory Lane:
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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