The SoBros Mailbag 231: Celebrity Sex Tapes and the 2023 Titans

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Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…

Question:

Answer:

I love the Jim Varney answer so much…I wish I had thought of that, because you’re right. It would be absolutely surreal. I’m not saying the man couldn’t fuck either. He had a certain kind of charisma that makes me think that would’ve been a jarring tape to watch. Ernest Goes to Poundtown, indeed. But, if I can’t say Jim Varney, I’m going to say Bob Ross. Tell me a Bob Ross sex tape wouldn’t make you feel like you’re living in The Twilight Zone.

Question, from Jason on Facebook:

Super bowl prediction

Answer:

I kind of hope the Bengals get smashed on Sunday, but I think they’re a more complete team than the Chiefs right now, and they just seem to have some sort of mojo going. I think they’ll handle business. That NFC Championship looks like an all-timer between all the talent on both rosters and the way they like to play the game. It feels like a heavyweight fight, but I like the 49ers defense. I think the 49ers are going to win it all this year, beating the Bengals in the Super Bowl.

Question, from Heather on Facebook:

Who do you think will show up unexpectedly in the Royal Rumble?

Answer:

Heather, I’m so far out of the loop on wrestling that I don’t even know what is expected and what isn’t expected anymore. I know they’ve only announced about half the field so far, and from watching Raw on Monday (for the first time since before SummerSlam), it certainly feels like we’re getting the Cody Rhodes redemption arc here. It seems like there’s a groundswell for a Stone Cold Steve Austin appearance, and I’d absolutely lose my mind for that. My totally-out-of-left-field guess would be that all of this spin about The Rock “not being in shape” and “having to pull out of ‘Mania” is just a ruse for PR, and he ends up being the final entrant, winning the whole damn thing.

Question, from TJ on Facebook:

Are you always that fly?

Answer:

TJ, I do try. But, I have to admit….I look pretty not fly at 1AM when I have my blue light blocking glasses on, hair strewn about, smelling like sweat, trying to churn one more article out for the next day.

Question, from Dom on Twitter:

Do the the titans have a better record in 23??

Answer:

Dom, it’s hard to say right now. I’m really going to be curious to see what the strategy is for this team once we flip the calendar to a new league year and free agency starts. We know Mike Vrabel is a competitive alpha, so he’s going to take every opportunity he can to win football games. But, I can definitely understand the argument for riding things out to get in better position to draft a potential generational quarterback like Caleb Williams. I’m excited to see Ran Carthon get to work, and as down as folks are on Titans football right now, I don’t think it’s unreasonable at all to think this team can get back to playing competitive football in 2023. Hell, they played competitive football in 2022 for the most part! They just happened to be on the losing end of things….seven times in a row…to end the season. If I’m placing a gun-to-my-head bet right now, I’d say the Titans will be better than 7-10 in 2023.

Question, from another Jason on Facebook:

What’s behind that odd door?

Answer:

This is referencing the photo dropped above, and honestly, I regret to inform you all that I have no idea what’s behind that door. This photo was taken at my bachelor party back in April, and if I did look behind that door, I was too drunk to remember it.

Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.

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