Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question:
MFK Titans 1st Round Picks: Jevon Kearse, Taylor Lewan, Chris Johnson
— McCash (@MC_Cash75) February 2, 2023
Answer:
Oh, this is actually an easy one – I feel like I’m pretty simpatico with Taylor Lewan from a personality standpoint, so we’d probably get along pretty well for the rest of our lives together, so I’m going to marry him. I have heard some stories about how CJ2K lives that I’m not willing to talk about publicly or cite my sources on, but I’ll just say that a night with CJ2K sounds like it would be one to remember, but I probably wouldn’t live past one night, so the ol’ one night stand it is. So, that means…I guess…sorry, Jevon Kearse.
Question, from Ryan on Instagram:
Is Trouble going to sponsor the summer retreat again?
Answer:
Buddy, IF there’s going to be another retreat this year, you just say the word. Matter of fact, you just say the word any time. I’m always happy to promote that Trouble brand – good drinkin’ gin, good whiskey, and that cocktail smoker made for a hell of a Christmas gift.
Question, from Samo on Instagram:
What about the beard though?
Answer:
This is in reference to my call for mailbag questions on Instagram during which I said “please don’t ask me about my hair because I’m not cutting it.” And, I’m not – despite the best efforts of my wife, I will not cut my hair. I’m going to get at least one more run in with the long flowing locks. I’ll probably cut it the moment it hits 90 degrees in Nashville, but I at least want to try and give the long hair one more go. As for the beard, I say “ask away.” As a matter of fact, I did just trim my beard before this trip down to Mobile to cover the Senior Bowl. My clown hair is one thing – I didn’t want to go full-on caveman and have the long beard too. They probably would’ve kicked me out of this place.
Question:
Any idea what Jonathan Taylor Thomas is up to these days?
— Outdoor SoBro (@OutdoorSoBro) February 3, 2023
Answer:
Man, I have no idea, but just digging around, I learned that this dude went on to Harvard AND Columbia. Holy shit that’s impressive. He had a run on the sitcom Last Man Standing in the mid-2010s that reunited him with Tim Allen for a few episodes. Other than that, it seems as though his flame burned out after his run as a teen heart throb ended. He was an icon of our childhood, but I have to say, I’ve gone back and watched some of that stuff as an adult, and yeah….I can see why his acting career never took off. Wherever he is these days, I hope he’s doing well. Thank you for all you did for me on Home Improvement, JTT.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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