Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question:
You know I gotta ask…how do you feel about the shift of Pluto into Aquarius and are we gonna find aliens in the next 20 yrs
— Office of Thuggish, Ruggish & Bone (@Xenoxands) March 23, 2023
Answer:
E, you know I always gotta look this stuff up when you ask it, but I love doing it because I love learning about it. But, I’m reading this stuff about ‘destruction’ out of a NYPost article, and it doesn’t sound too good. Wait – holy shit, the last time this happened was the Industrial Revolution and the Age of Enlightenment? Singularity is absolutely happening this go ’round. I’m calling my shot now. I don’t think it’s going to be the aliens per se…maybe it’s the AI. Regardless, I started this journey in fear, but now, I’m thinking I’m kinda pumped about it. Maybe this can be the generation that overthrows capitalistic greed, the strenuous American work culture for the sake of making others rich, and gets us back to our roots as humans. Let the robots do all the work so I can focus on learning how to live off the land – is that so much to ask? Too extreme?
Also, maybe we’ve already found aliens. Maybe in the next 20 years the aliens are going to come find us!
Question, from Zach on Instagram:
Has the chocolate chip been inspected by a dermatologist?
Answer:
So, this is my longtime buddy Zach, and what he’s referring to is a mole in the top of my ass crack. No, it still hasn’t been examined by a dermatologist. Honestly, since my days of mooning people are long behind me, I kind of forgot it’s even there. They started calling it a chocolate chip because it looks like I put a chocolate chip between my butt cheeks, squeezed, and smeared it everywhere. It’s also worth noting that some people thought it was shit back in the day, as if I did not know how to wipe my ass. Haters. Maybe I’ll call up my doctor now!
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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