The SoBros Mailbag 240: Will Levis, WrestleMania, Jalen Carter, and Star Wars

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Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…

Question:

Answer:

I am ordering the cheapest size they have because I’m going to burn it in the streets on camera on the night he’s drafted to Tennessee.

Question:

Answer:

I honestly have no idea because I never buy clothes for myself. You’d have to ask Aura because she’s the only means through which I acquire new clothing.

Question, from Owen on Instagram:

who has the best butt SINGULAR answer?

Answer:

Mike Vrabel.

Question:

Answer:

I am butt-chugging that banana peel before I’m wanting to see Levis in a Titans uniform.

Question, from McCash on Instagram:

How does WrestleMania end? Wrong answers only.

Answer:

Okay, hear me out – we’re going WrestleMania IX finish. Paul Heyman throws powder in Cody Rhodes’ face….he can’t compete against Roman Reigns. Fearing a PR disaster as the main event of WrestleMania is crumbling right before our very eyes, Triple H comes out to tell the crowd not to panic and that they’re searching for a replacement. He is interrupted by “if ya smeeeeeeeeellllll…” and The Rock comes down, hits two punches on Reigns, he bounces off the ropes and lands right into a Rock Bottom. 1. 2. 3. The Rock raises the belt as fans in Los Angeles have no idea what just happened.

Question:

Answer:

I actually am. I love when Titans Twitter goes into a total meltdown and then forgets all about it by training camp. It’s fun to watch. I also constantly remind myself that football is still a form of entertainment, and a break from the real world. So, I’m going to support my team no matter what, and that way, nothing they do can ever hurt me (if you say it enough, you’ll eventually believe it).

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Answer:

Honestly, man…I feel like the issue is twofold. For one, the “character issues” were going to cause him to slide out of the top five, in my opinion, anyway. But then, you pair it with his awful pre-draft process and pro day, and there are some legitimate conditioning and preparation concerns to go along with it. There’s a weird sort of something going on with Georgia defenders too…if you stop and look at it…how many of these “locks” from the Bulldogs program have really panned out in the NFL? That could be working against him, too.

I have been of the opinion for awhile now that picking at #11 actually sucks for the Titans, and honestly, it doesn’t really matter what they do there. What matters in this draft is how they handle Rounds 2-7. So, I’m not actually averse to the idea of taking a flier on him at #11. If he needs a lot of talent around him to be successful (a la that historic Georgia defense), well, what the hell is he going to have around him in that Titans defensive front? Sure seems like a place where he can have instant success even if he isn’t as explosive and dynamic as his tape would suggest. A Key-Carter-Simmons-Landry front sounds pretty damn good to me. I don’t think any position is off the table at #11, and while drafting Carter may trigger PTSD in Titans fans, I don’t know who else they’d draft in that spot outside of Paris Johnson Jr. or one of the quarterbacks that could have the same potential impact. I say “fuck it.

Question:

Answer:

Y’know, Tres…my initial reaction to this was “I don’t know if I can answer this question fairly because I haven’t even watched the last five Star Wars properties that have come out.” Then, it dawned on me that that probably answers the question in and of itself. As Stephen replied to your tweet, “Star Wars and it’s not even close. Marvel feels like they are going through a rough patch. Star wars feels irrelevant.” That’s a pretty good way of putting it. I do feel like Marvel has a bit of a problem brewing though, as a lot of their recent releases have begun to feel a little stale and formulaic. They’re due for a hit, too.

Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.

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