Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question:
What’s the reasonable minimum time of day for people in neighborhoods to start mowing their yard?
— Outdoor SoBro (@OutdoorSoBro) April 6, 2023
Answer:
My answer a few years ago would’ve been, “fuck those people – mow your yard when you want to.” But, now I live in a neighborhood with neighbors that I actually like, so I do catch that rebellious spirit of mine being quelled a bit. For me, I wait until 10AM at the earliest…give everyone a chance to finish breakfast, and if anyone is sleeping in, let ’em rest as much as they can. It’s rare for me to get a day to really sleep in these days, so I cherish every one. I don’t want to disrupt that for someone else. My neighborhood, on the other hand, doesn’t seem to give a shit. I woke up at 7AM once last summer to hear lawnmowers going. Pretty sure it was a landscaping company and not a neighbor themselves, but still…come on, man.
Question, from Zach on Instagram:
Would you rather give birth or have 10 ingrown toenails removed at the same time watching Will Levis tape?
Answer:
I’m going to take the toenail removal and the Will Levis tape. The pain will be over in a few days (unless I decide to wear shoes before my foot is ready to wear shoes like an idiot), and at least some of the Will Levis tape is enjoyable. Not only do you have the pain of childbirth to deal with, but then you also have the responsibility of raising a child afterwards! I’ll take the few days of burning, throbbing toes and questionable decisions.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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