Sometimes, It Just Ain’t the Time or Place for Twerking

Hey, sometimes you gotta read the room a bit.

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Do the kids still say ‘twerking’ these days? I listen to Japanese Breakfast and know what a glizzy is, so I like to think I’m cool, but I don’t know anymore. That’s also the second time I’ve worked that joke into an article this week so maybe I’m not that cool. I’m just doing my damnedest out here a week away from 37 years old. My point is that I don’t know if we’re calling this twerking anymore or if we’ve moved on to something else. But, sometimes, you just need to recognize that the situation does NOT call for twerking. This woman needs to read the room.

Have you ever been THAT disgusted by something??? You’re not going to actually say anything, but you have to let it be known via passive aggressively showing your disgust on your face for the whole club to see. I don’t know that I have. I mean, I’m a pretty patient and understanding guy….I haven’t shot too many dirty looks in my days, but when I have, they’ve been brief and to the point. This man kept on and on like just expressing his displeasure wasn’t enough. He’s going to bury this woman in it.

And, as for her part, listen…I’m all for celebrating life and waving at the haters when you see them in the street. You do you, but also, you should be considerate of those in the space around you, and this lady just seemed to be on an island carried away by the smooth sounds of the club. Gotta have a little more awareness than that. Again…just read the room, y’know? I think there’s a valuable lesson in this clip – sometimes, the situation calls for a vulgar display of ass….sometimes, it doesn’t. Let’s all be a little more self-aware.

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