I can’t remember the last time something brought out the humor and the horny in people quite the way the release of the Dune 2 popcorn bucket did last week. I mean, I personally would not look at this item and think “I want to stick my dangle down in that,” but at the same time, I know there’s an entire industry built off of people sticking their dangle downs in ‘foreign objects’ to borrow a term from the professional wrestling world. That’s just me, though. I might not be freaky deaky enough for some of you guys (or maybe I’m just saying that so you don’t find my burner *eyeball emoji*). Anyway, I’m late getting to this viral post, but I wanted to weigh in on it because it has been one of those rare things that seems to unite us all. Frankly, as our leaders work effortlessly to divide us on a daily basis, I think people making jokes about fucking the Dune 2 popcorn bucket is just the good type of energy we need right now.
The popcorn bucket for ‘DUNE 2’.
— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) January 26, 2024
(via: @3CFilmss) pic.twitter.com/FzNZjGJiTC
Listen…I’m not too proud to admit that my first thought when seeing this come across my feed was indeed, “oh they gonna make jokes about this one.” Because…well, it does look some sex toys I’ve seen in my day. If you spend long enough on the internet, it will ruin you. And, at 37 years old, I’m of the age when we had pure unfiltered internet. Nothing stopping us from seeing anything and everything the world had to offer…its most vile shit….at an age that was way too young and impressionable to see that kind of shit. I know when something looks fuckable no matter how grotesque it is. That’s the Dune 2 popcorn bucket. So, I’m not surprised at all that this thing went viral. I have no idea what the people who made this were thinking – unless this is some staged PR shit where they knew exactly what they were doing.
Regardless, I did the research and came up with the five greatest quote tweets based on this thing:
@Matt_Presents: “I think y’all are vastly underestimating the size of this hole. At best those little tentacles will tickle your dick. Yes, I’m still going to put my penis in it.” – Matt just speaking the truth here.
@YulREspinosa: “Cool yet disturbing” – I don’t…..is this cool? It it really cool? Are we looking at the same thing here, buddy?
@_JordanAnthony: “?” – I love the simplicity of this response. Just a question mark. Why? How? Who? Where? It could mean anything. It just represents the general state of confusion that this thing has caused.
@windychesthair: “Fuckability jokes aside I feel this would be mad annoying to try and grab popcorn out of” – Yeah! Thanks for grounding this joke, Windy Chest Hair!
@LunarLure: “Fucking this in the theater moaning loudly and getting shot dead by the police for resisting arrest” – This is the level of unhinged I’m here for. This is the essence of what this story means to the world. Thank you, LunarLure.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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