The SoBros Mailbag 278: Draft Crushes and Wide Receiver Rankings

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Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…

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Oh, man…what a great question, Daniel. I’ll tell you what…if the Titans draft Joe Alt, I will pour a nice gin and tonic with some Mahon gin and Fevertree elderflower tonic with a fresh lime wedge, and I will light my favorite springtime fragrance, Garden Sweet Pea. Then, I’ll just sit and soak in the moment for a solid hour before moving on with my life.

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First of all, Grizzler, I’m still working through the layers of my big board. I have initial evals done for over 100 prospects right now, but that’s only the surface. So, this could obviously change over time as I continue to watch tape. But, right now, I’d say that guy is Florida center Kingsley Eguakun. I did a full film study on him over on Stacking The Inbox, but I feel like he’s going to be an incredible value add for a team. His stock could improve, but right now, he’s projected to be a Day 3 guy. He’s scrappy as hell, athletic and fluid as a mover, and good with his hands. I think he’s good enough to be the Titans starting center should he land on this roster.

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If I can count the King Cake Seltzer and the Cinnamon Seltzer I had at Wingman Brewing down in Mobile, Alabama when Zach and I were down for the Senior Bowl, that’s what I’m going to go with. If not, I’m going with old reliable…my favorite beer in Nashville, Homestyle from Bearded Iris. Had a couple of those the other night!

As far as the wide receiver question goes, this is going to look wild, but as I reminded Grizzler, I’m still working through the middle class of this draft. I haven’t even caught up through my Senior Bowl evals on my big board! So, there’s a whole group of guys left out and this top five is going to look absolutely insane right now as a result. But, here’s the current top five on my big board

  1. Marvin Harrison Jr.
  2. Rome Odunze
  3. Malik Nabers
  4. Brian Thomas Jr.
  5. Luke McCaffrey

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Ronald McDonald is a dom, but only in his circle of like Hamburglar, Grimace, and that moon faced guy. He just projects that energy like he’s the dom of his circle, but I bet if he gets outside of his comfort zone, he’s a sub. No doubt he’s subbing for the Burger King. Ronald McDonald strikes me as an unhinged fickle bitch.

Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.

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