Here’s to Gettin’ Them Toes SUCKED

The weekend is upon us. Here's to gettin' them toes SUCKED.

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Ain’t no better time to be a freak than the weekend, baby. That’s what I’ve always said. That’s what I’ve always lived by. It is in that spirit, that I present to you on this fine Friday in Nashville Tennessee, a video of a grown ass man suckin’ on some toes in the parking lot.

I love it. I love the energy. Even when this man knows he’s busted, that don’t stop him from just a SUCKIN’ on them toesies. I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen a man this happy, to be honest. I think everyone would be so lucky as to find something they love as much as this man loves this other person’s toes (can’t really tell if it’s a man or a woman, to be truly objective as a journalist here). I love the little head shake he does too – was it because you were caught in the act, sir? Or, did he give these toes the “MMM MMM FINGER LICKIN’ GOOD” head shake like you do when you’ve just taken a bite out of a really good cheeseburger? Personally, I think it could be either.

Regardless, I say we all let our freak flags fly this weekend. If you’re into suckin’ toes and can find a willing participant, I say go for it. Let us know how it goes. You can tag me in your toe suckin’ videos on Twitter and I’ll add ’em to this post. TGIF, BABY!

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Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.

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