Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question:
that sobros shirt is so fuckin hard.
— jc latham enthusiast (@blackandmild333) June 6, 2024
Answer:
We still got ’em in the Shop, big dog! Right here.
Question, from Owen on Instagram:
If you could add an event to the olympics, what would it be?
Answer:
Disc golf, easily. I’m not good at it, don’t get me wrong, but it might be the only shot I have at an Olympic run if I practice enough. And, I don’t know if you know this about me, but I have “medal at the Olympics” on my bucket list.
Question:
My biggest regret from that show is not grabbing a mark pic with Orange.
— (stud) muffin (@thebrettclark) June 6, 2024
Speaking of Orange, where would you place him on the Titans depth chart?
Answer:
Man, that show was awesome – among the best indie shows I ever went to, and I actually wouldn’t have this mark pic if I hadn’t been drinking that day and Rooster talked me into asking him for one.
I’d have Orange Cassidy in the wide receiver room – a slot/gadget guy, probably 3rd on the depth chart at that specific spot behind Tyler Boyd and Jha’Quan Jackson.
Question:
Why are you hanging out with Ryan Gosling’s stunt double from Drive?
— Ed (@seebellytweet) June 6, 2024
Answer:
It’s called wrestling, Ed. You never know what can happen in that world.
Question:
Who is the single biggest inspiration in your life?
— Titan Travis (@Titantravis08) June 6, 2024
Answer:
Man, Travis….that’s a tough question. I mean, it can change pretty frequently depending on what I’m doing. I have different inspirations for different projects I’m working on, but I don’t know that I have a particular person in my life that just inspires me in general. Gun to my head at any given moment, I could say any one of Hunter S. Thompson, Edgar Allan Poe, Walt Whitman, Wes Anderson, Danny McBride, or Mitch Hedberg.
Question:
You and a black bear are in a UFC cage. Who is walking out
— Parker (@Parker5425) June 6, 2024
Answer:
Parker, what are we doing here, bud? I’m getting disemboweled in front of that arena and y’all will have to scoop my corpse off the mat and feed it to the pigs.
Question:
Who would win a titans media royal rumble?
— Parker (@Parker5425) June 6, 2024
Answer:
Now, this is more my speed! To win a Royal Rumble, you have to have the right combo of athleticism, stamina, strength, and size. I think I’d probably go with Braden Gall. It could just be my bias showing because he earned my respect after beating me in an arm wrestling match in the middle of a bar in East Nashville once.
Question:
Animorphs morph into animals by touching them and getting their DNA. Which animal would you touch and where would you touch them
— Football & Other F Words (@FWordsPod) June 6, 2024
Answer:
It’s going to be a hawk so that I can fly around, and I’m going to stick my finger down his throat to see if he’s actually real or not, debunking the conspiracy theory about birds in the process.
Question:
Wouldn’t it be cool to have Spider-Man’s powers?
— Uncle Madd (@Uncle_Madd) June 6, 2024
Answer:
Man, it would. It would be so awesome if I could just swing around the city. Imagine the sunsets you could see climbing up all over the tops of the buildings. I wouldn’t fight anybody. Well, that’s a lie…I would definitely assault some people if I knew I could get away with it. But, for the most part, I’m just gonna be chillin’ and that sounds awesome.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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