Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question, from Zach on Instagram:
Is summer the most overrated season?
Answer:
Yeah, I definitely think so. On one hand, I can certainly appreciate the innate spirit of freedom that comes along with the summer time. I’m a big fan of all the outdoor activity and the golden hours. But, when we’re talking about the seasons in terms of ‘overrated’ and ‘underrated,’ I do think people are way too high on summer. Fall is king to me. I don’t care about spring, but no one really seems to care about spring. And winter is super underrated. People hate it for no reason. So, in that context, while I do enjoy summer, it is absolutely the most overrated season.
Question, from Owen on Instagram:
Give me a Fuck Marry Kill on fucking, getting married, and killing something.
Answer:
I’m gonna fuck fuck, marry marry, and kill kill. I don’t enjoy taking the life of something – I’m the dude that traps the spiders in the solo cup and releases ’em outside. Only time I’m going to kill something is if it flies around and I have to bat it down out of the sky. Hate it. I’m gonna fuck fucking because it’s fun, but doesn’t solve the deep need for companionship over the course of a lifetime. And, I’m going to marry getting married so I don’t die alone.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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