Hello, and welcome in to the latest edition of Yankee Candle Reviews here on SoBros Network. I will be your host – the Fragrance Aficionado of SoBros Network, also the EIC, Stoney Keeley. My passion for Yankee Candle began in 2006, when I strolled into the location in Providence Marketplace in Mount Juliet, Tennessee. I picked up a jar of Autumn Woods, and found it captured the essence of the season perfectly. I’ve been hooked in this…well, you could even call it ‘romantic…’ relationship with Yankee Candle ever since. Today, we’re talking about a fantastic summer fragrance, Water Garden.
Early summer. A time to get outside and find the nearest body of water you can. Somewhere tropical. Somewhere sunny. Ah, yes. That hits the spot. Those tropical vibes are what usually make me long for the fruity and beachy fragrances – Coconut Bay, Bahama Breeze, Sun and Sand, etc.. But, I’ll tell you what – there’s something to be said for a good fresh fragrance that reminds one of jumping into the creek on a hot summer day. That’s Water Garden. Like a spring in the forest, plenty of flowers blooming around it, Water Garden feels like the purest form of summer. For that, it’s one of my favorite summer fragrances, especially when I want to buck the coconut/mango norm.
Recommended Burning: You’ve just finished a nude bath in a cool spring in the middle of the forest. Your partner gentle caresses your nether regions and tells you “time to dirty this place up a bit.” You make love in the wet grass, and then you have to take another bath to get all of the grass out of your crack. Then, you go home and burn this candle.
Check out the Yankee Candle archives here on SoBros Network for my extensive backlog of Yankee Candle reviews! Also, be sure to check out my comprehensive list of the top 100 Yankee Candle fragrances of all time. I worked on that thing for forever, so any read is appreciated, thank you. That is all.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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