It’s the biggest party of the summer! The WWE takes over Cleveland on Saturday night for one of the biggest shows of the year. 2024’s show has no shortage of main event caliber matches – Cody Rhodes vs. Solo Sikoa, Liv Morgan vs. Rhea Ripley, Damian Priest vs. Gunther, Drew McIntyre vs. CM Punk, Logan Paul vs. LA Knight. I mean, this card is LOADED! It’s the perfect time to prop your feet up and enjoy the good old fashioned art of professional wrestling. And, regardless of how you’re feeling about the current product, it’s a good excuse to get together with the homies and toss back some cold crispy bois. So, pour up your drink of choice and let’s get sloshed to the official unofficial SummerSlam 2024 Drinking Game!
WWE SUMMERSLAM 2024 DRINKING GAME
TAKE A DRINK IF/WHEN…
- Someone at your party acknowledges the one true Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Anyone who does not is required to be speared through a drywall panel in your wall.
- The crowd chants or sings along with a wrestler’s theme song.
- A wrestler hits their finisher.
- A wrestler cuts a backstage promo.
- Anyone uses a foreign object (reminder: a ladder is not considered a foreign object in a ladder match).
- Someone makes a big return – either in the ring or in a promo! We’re talkin’ Kane, Sasha Banks, the Boogeyman, I don’t care – anyone!
- There’s a botch – either in the ring, in a promo, or on commentary.
- A match goes 20 minutes or longer.
- They pan to a sweeping shot of the city of Cleveland.
- Someone makes fun of the Cleveland Browns.
- Gunther calls someone poor.
- Seth Rollins laughs real big with his mouth wide open the way he does.
- Dirty Dom kisses someone…anyone!
- You hear the term ‘mami.’
- Someone on Twitter (excuse me….X) refers to the Bloodline storyline as “CINEMA.”
- Logan Paul’s social media following or energy drink is mentioned.
- Sami Zayn sells Bron Breakker’s offense like he just died.
TAKE A SHOT IF/WHEN…
- Jacob Fatu does some crazy shit off the top rope.
- A title changes hand.
- There’s a heel turn or a face turn.
- Anyone on the entire show bleeds.
- Drew McIntyre tweets during his match against CM Punk.
Remember – drink responsibly. If you drink, don’t drive. Do the watermelon crawl.
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