Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question:
How did Michael Myers know how to drive a car after being locked up since childhood, and also manage to drive said car back to Haddonfield with no GPS
— Uncle Madd (@Uncle_Madd) October 31, 2024
Answer:
Congrats, Uncle Madd. You’ve just ruined Halloween for all of us. I mean, that’s a pretty big hole you’ve poked in that story. It doesn’t make sense unless for some reason he was driving cars as a kid. Even if he did know how to drive from watching TV in the institution or something, how would he know his way back to Haddonfield? Just following the road signs? Gah…I’m pissed now. I’ll never be able to watch that movie the same way again.
Question:
Besides Nashville, what other city or part of the country would you like to live?
— Ed Helinski 🇺🇸🇵🇱 (@MrEd315) October 31, 2024
Answer:
Let’s pretend I’m a billionaire and money is not a problem – I’m going to have a house in St. Augustine, Florida…a house up in New England, where I can enjoy the beautiful falls…and probably a house out in Colorado. I’ve never been to Colorado except for passing through, but my wife recently went and said she could absolutely see me wanting to retire out there. She seems to know me pretty well so I take her word for it.
Question:
Besides yourself, obviously the best, and noflagsfilm what other guys should I follow for deep draft content. Especially qbs lmao.
— eddie (@wondernomma) October 31, 2024
Answer:
Thank you for the kind words, Eddie. James is the only other person in our space that I’m willing to endorse 100% with my chest. I try not to consume a lot of draft content because I don’t want the scouting reports of others to start seeping into mine – I recently discovered Cory Kinnan of Daft on Draft and found that I agreed with a lot of his sentiment on players I’d already evaluated. And, I am a fan of Voch Lombardi on YouTube.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, third on Football & Other F Words, co-host of The Hot Read Podcast, analyst for Stacking The Inbox, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, the NFL Draft, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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