Welcome all degenerate gamblers back into our weekly American football betting column here on the SoBros Network, Tank the 401k. Call your bookie and empty those retirement accounts (actually, don’t really do that – this is just sarcasm. Our lawyers say we shouldn’t claim to be experts on anything because we’re not)! Each week, the SoBros team up to offer their five locks of the week – obviously, we’re not professionals here so take this advice with a grain of salt and don’t sue us if you piss all of your money away. That’s not our fault. Okay, I think we’re all set here – here are this week’s SoBros gambling picks.
Stoney’s Picks
Holy shit – 5-0 last week. 9-1 as a team. I don’t know what to say – let’s try to keep this train rolling.
- Buffalo -1.5 – Let’s go back to the Bulls well and take this underrated defense on the road at 2-6 Akron.
- Texas A&M -2.5 – I’m bought in now. Stick with Marcel Reed. Keep ruining seasons.
- Titans -3.5 – How can anyone buy the Titans right now after last week’s loss? In a spot that screams “New England” in the national conversation, I’m backing the team that has put out the better tape.
- Browns +1.5 – The Browns are unlocked, folks. This team might just turn things around now that that particular quarterback is out of the equation. I’m not buying this Chargers offense.
- Colts +5.5 – Not only should the quarterback change spark the locker room, but what we’ve seen in recent weeks is how precise passing can find the holes in this vaunted Vikings defense. Joe Flacco is the man for the job.
McCash’s Picks
Man, I don’t like anything this week.
- Memphis -7.5
- Vandy +7
- Indiana -7.5
- Texas A&M -2.5
- Boise St./San Diego St. Over 57.5
SEASON STATS
- McCash last week: (4-1)
- McCash’s 2024 W-L: (23-20) – 53.5%
- Stoney last week: (5-0)
- Stoney’s 2024 W-L: (24-16) – 60%
- SoBros last week: (9-1)
- SoBros 2024 W-L: (47-36) – 56.6%
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, third on Football & Other F Words, co-host of The Hot Read Podcast, analyst for Stacking The Inbox, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, the NFL Draft, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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